Amortentia Dolorosa

*Tries to remember the nastiest curses she's learned, ready to pay a visit to a particular Someone who hasn't been very cooperative with her lately. Apparates in the room*

"Hey, Someone."

((*sighs* What do you want, Andrya? Stop hounding me, I'm trying the best I can! And don't call me Someone.))

"Ok, fine. I can see you're not purposefully trying to annoy me to death with your lack of reply-writing. So that means something is wrong with you then."

*Casts a spell to see inside this someone's skull.*

"Hmm, just as I thought. Brain’s dead.”

*Looks around for something that would help, but there are just piles of junk in the room.*

“I seriously need to be doing something, I am b-o-r-e-d! So... we have to find someone to revive that brain!”

Good to see you've not burst into flames, my lady. I think we've been waiting on you in the ball for months, now. I've heard the thread will be meeting its exciting end at the end of an admin's wand, rather swiftly, once you've replied.

Well, it felt more like the fire had died out along with that brain.
Fire seems to be back kinda like rising from the ashes.
So I suppose I can consider myself a pseudo-phoenix for a little while